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Joke of the Day

"Officer: ""Do you know why I'm standing here?"" Me: ""You got all C's in High School?"""

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land."

"Two prostitutes are discussing the hazards of their job One says, ""Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" ""No, but I've been slung around by the tits."""

"What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college? Bison."

"What's Santa's favorite snack? A crisp Pringle"

"Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus .. Bus conductor : The older one should sit here Both looked at each other And the seat remained empty :p"

"I forgot to go to my seminar on mindfulness"

"The difference between Napoleon and I... is Napoleon understood the importance of 5 minutes. That's my dream. In reality, I'd masturbate if I could get away with it"

"I gave my friend an elephant for his room He said: ""Thank you!"" I said: ""Don't mention it."""

"You know you're ugly when you call yourself ugly and no one disagrees with you."