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Joke of the Day
"A Portuguese, a Greek, and a Spaniard go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany."
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"My friend said he was a harp.. But he was obviously a lyre."
"Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre..."
"Stop saying ""I Wish"" and start saying ""I Will""."
"Two midgets got married They found their other half"
"Everyone has a best friend who's mom they've wanted to fuck I like to think of my older brother as my best friend"
"Setting someone on fire is a very heartwarming gesture."
"Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges? As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange."
"What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say? Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)"
"Hell hath no fury like a woman whom you won't let see a picture of her you just took."