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Joke of the Day
"I saw a squirrel pooping the other day. Shit's Nuts..."
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"i wish everything was made out of pizza i'd be like hey bro sorry I ate your pizza car and pizza house and pizza wife."
"A man asked Robin Hood, ""would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?"" To which he replied, ""I Sher-would."""
"The Mohel Did ya know that Mohels don't get paid? They only take tips."
"Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just... not Yeti."
"My atheist friend let out a sneeze... ""Damn you,"" I responded."
"So I called my boss this morning. I said ""Hey boss, what's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"" He replied, ""I don't know. What?"" ""I won't be coming in this morning."""
"What's the only thing politicians stand for? Reelection."
"Dear Diary: Day 41 at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. So far none of the other students have noticed that my wand is a Slim Jim."
"Be the first thought on her mind when she wakes up & the last before she sleeps... unless she's plotting your murder... then don't be that."