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Joke of the Day

"The best thing about gay bars is that if someone turns their back to you it's not necessarily a bad thing"

"What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies? You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."

"Why do Egyptian warships have glass floors? So they can see their air force"

"Why did god give women legs? Have you ever seen that trail a slug leaves behind?"

"I used to hate the Stockholm syndrome After a while however, I realized that it wasn't too bad after all."

"Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."

"Gas goes in the butt and out the mouth - Cigarettes"

"They say they give' medals for valour But mine cost an arm and a leg."

"What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball? I hit that."

"My girlfriend has twin 3yo girls. They each have a sippy cup with their names on them. When she's not looking, I switch the cups."