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"*goes on Facebook AGAIN* *reads 100,000th idiotic post* *thinks other people are stupid*"
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"I asked my professor how long my paper should be. He said it should be like a woman's skirt... Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to be interesting."
"Hello I like you I could see myself shutting up for a second and listening to your words"
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