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Joke of the Day

"What does a hippie say when he runs out of weed? This music SUCKS!"

"Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets Then it hit me"

"Racism is wrong I have never been racist before. It's wrong for anybody to be racist, it doesn't matter whether they're black, Asian, or normal."

"I have a step ladder I never knew my real ladder...but I heard great things about him, like he supported 3 people at one time... last I heard he was In a 12 step program"

"[Phone rings] Babysitter: Hello? Dude: Dont. Go. Upstairs. Babysitter: Wha.. What's upstairs? Dude: NOT MUCH, STAIRS, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU"

"I was going to write a book about my knowledge of tea.. But i decided against it since it would only be a Novel Tea."

"Did you hear about the tennis star who hit his wife? Apparently it was a backhand."

"Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent. I would have to say it's the kids."

"How many immigrants. Q) How many immigrants does it take to change a light bulb? A) None. That is our fucking job!"

"It really bothers me when the free Internet that I'm leeching off from the cafe across the street is kind of slow."