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Joke of the Day

"How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?! With an electorate blanket."

"""Ladies and Gents"" That concludes our tour of the toilets"

"Why did Hitler kill himself? . . . . He saw his gas bill."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs."

"I'm a morning person. Then, around noon, I turn into a horse."

"What do you call a bunch of potheads working together? A joint effort!"

"I Just Opened An Abortion Clinic.. No fetus can defeat us"

"Just bought a guitar. The sale felt a little dodgy, lots of strings attached."

"How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way."

"Why are Prank Videos AIDS? Because they are people gone sexual, happen in the hood and is sex gone wrong."