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Joke of the Day

"My wife says ""I want to go... ...somewhere i've never been before."" I said, why not try the kitchen."

"If you turn your underwear inside out and put them on, the whole universe is wearing your underwear except for you."

"Al Gore should have had a band named The Algorehythms. Courtesy of my dad at lunch today."

"Charlie Sheen recently came out of the clinic That's what happens when you share tigers with Siegfried and Roy"

"Movie theater employees have 2 ages: 17 104"

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're stuck up bitches."

"What is the number 1 pickup line at a gay bar? May I push your stool in?"

"There's literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house"

"Doctor Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!"

"If you are what you eat ...never order a #2."