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Joke of the Day
"You know what's better than being married? Everything."
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"There's a doping scandal at the Rio de Janeiro Paralympics involving the Russians. We will see if these accusation stories have any legs."
"My morning commute was hectic today. I tripped over a dog toy and almost spilled my coffee. I made it to the couch safely though."
"I feel like Tampax at a good place, but wrong time..."
"What are the similarities between feminists and hobos? They both ask for change and never get any."
"Did you hear Miley Cyrus and her new boyfriend broke up? It wasn't twerking out."
"You're in your 20's... you don't have ""haters""... you have ""adults"" that think you are ""annoying"""
"this is our son, Ryder Kade Ace Hypermasculine Overcompensation for Daddy's Fears Jones-Rendenburg"
"Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math !"
"My wife said, ""If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?"" I said, ""Your husband."""