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Joke of the Day
"Why are rubber tires black? So the police know what to shoot at during a chase"
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"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to attempt to screw it in and the rest to bitch and complain about how its mans fault that it's so hard to do."
"That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is ""act natural, you're innocent""."
"2 guys walk into a bar. The first one says i want h2O and has a drink. Says damn this is good. The second guy says ""bartender, I want some h2O too."" The second guy dies."
"How could a leper afford a nice house? It cost an arm and a leg"
"Why'd the band teacher go to jai? Because he fingered A-minor"
"What do you...... What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator."
"There are 10 types of people in this world.... Those who understand Binary numbers, and those who don't."
"Why is it hard to sleep at night and easy during day"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasoreass, What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss"