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Joke of the Day
"You should never take what a sea monsters says seriously. They're always Kraken jokes."
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"How long is a china-man? Excuse the question mark, ""How Long"" is in fact a china man."
"Hilary's reaction to learning Bill has been cheating. ""I know."""
"How do you get a Ford recalled? Wait."
"Has anyone said 'Julia Roberts makes me feel like I don't have enough teeth'? Because I'd like to say that."
"What vehicle does a baker drive? A Winnebagel"
"How long is a submarine? No, How Long is a Chinaman."
"When I asked you for the punchline... ...I didn't think you were talking about polygamist domestic abuse."
"what's the longest word in a black man's dictionary? sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.."
"What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions? Spocrates."