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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl are you from Tennessee? Because you look like your parents are related."
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"Doe A deer, a female deer. Ray A hunter, with a gun."
"Kidnapping is such a strong word. I prefer the term, ""surprise adoption""."
"""As someone who has shown an interest in vacuums,"" the email from Amazon said, unsubscribedly."
"[Calculus Joke] Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach? Because secant tan"
"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? he joined the que que que."
"Jobs are like relationships. You have them, you cry about it. You don't have them, you cry about it."
"Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs middle finger."
"What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time? They shake hands."
"What's better than cheese? A cheese grater"