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Joke of the Day

"what sex position produces the ugliest children? ask your parents"

"How many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"So. Like. We're all just gonna ignore the rapture that's supposed to happen?"

"I always try to tell myself that I don't actually hate people as much as I say I do...and then I go to the mall."

"I like my women the way I like my coffee in a basket being touched by many Colombian men."

"Apparently, women in muslim countries can't drive. They can't do it here either."

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible."

"When I was a kid I was so afraid of being kidnapped until my mom assured me there was no way in Hell anyone would ever want to take me."

"btw I learned this tonight: DO NOT image search ""scrotum"" because people only post pictures using a medical name if there's something wrong"

"A bad joke.... Two sailors walk into a bar. And both come out. (If you know this joke, great)"