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Joke of the Day

"Coming soon to the USA... #Mexit"

"Why was the sand wet? Because the sea-weed"

"Do you know the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? Only one of them will stop screwing you after you're dead."

"My favorite thing at the Chinese buffet is the chicken balls But man, those must have been awfully big chickens!"

"Why did Batman climb the tree? He was looking for Robin's nest."

"What do women and Slinkies have in common? Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs."

"I figured out how to talk to girls Just walk up to them and press A."

"Is LSD illegal or just frowned upon? Asking for a giant purple rabbit."

"What did Trump say about the Middle East? Iran for president, then Iraq the nation."

"Ok Chicago, please be responsible. If the game doesn't go your way tonight... At least act like you've been there before."