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Joke of the Day
"I like my men like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer"
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"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs, or genitalia? Still no fucking eye deer."
"A blind man walks in to a fish shop and says ""Hello there lady s"""
"If a guy calls Life Alert and says ""Help I can't get up!!"" Does he have ED or can he really not get up??"
"Had a date with a lady I met on Christian Mingle. It was going fine until I told her I was Jewish & her half of the bill was $40 dollars."
"Wifey put some girly glitter soap in the bathroom. This morning I look like I either just came from the strip club, or showered with Ke$ha."
"Boston walloped with snow again. If you think traffic is bad here... think about how bad it must be in Seattle with all those bandwagons falling over."
"Apparently half of men have a problem with premature ejaculation The rest of us just don't think its a problem."
"Football joke How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn? Paint an endzone on it."