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Joke of the Day
"If you've never seen Bear Grylls before... Urine for a treat"
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"Why can the Cornish always lend a hand? They probably have a spare."
"Yo momma's so ugly... When the cops shoot her, the bullets come back and ask for blindfolds."
"My brain knows that there's a guy doing work on my roof today, but my nervous system keeps acting like the house is under attack."
"The STAR WARS super agressive marketing will probably change the name of Easter to ""The Christ Awakens"""
"I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office."
"- Adele's baby starts to cry - Adele sings the baby a lullaby - baby cries more, but now for different reasons"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? ...a rip off."
"I dropped my toothpaste! ...Tom exclaimed, crestfallen."
"Whoa! I just looked it up and all teachers below 5th grade are actually required by federal law to use Comic Sans."