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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee? Because he's lack-toes intolerant."

"dave is coming to play poker ""dave from college or dave who walks like he's in a video game?"" [dave takes 3 tries to walk through open door]"

"1) Second. 2) Minute. 3) Hour. 4) Day. 5) Week. 6) Month. 7) Year. 8) Decade. 9) Century. 10) Millennium. 11) Women buying clothes."

"My girlfriend left me a roll of quarters for laundry today She told me to try to not blow it all on one load..."

"""hey jay"" ""sup world war"" ""how u doin' dragon ball"" - the z family reunion"

"Did you ever wonder what happen to the ""Dude you're getting a dell"" guy Apparently he works at target now trying to get people to buy Adele's cd."

"Who wants to start CatRoulette.com with me?!?!"

"What's the coldest part of a man's body? His balls. Two below."

"What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy? For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name.."

"Masturbation Sometimes I masturbate into my big pussy cat and jerk off into my computer"