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Joke of the Day
"I like to use Rock, paper scissors to make all my binary choices. Like what gender I am"
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"Her lips said no, but her eyes said... read my lips"
"What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'? River Derci. Sorry."
"How did Jared lose 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend"
"I joke a lot, but in reality nothing can stop me from reaching my goals, except for shiny distractions or moderate discomfort."
"People who pariticpate in karaoke and are actually good singers are just fucking obnoxious."
"Everyone always thinks I'm gay... Even my boyfriend."
"Who's Boss? Boss is like a diaper always on your ass and full of Sh*t...!!"
"What do you call a guy in a wheelchair? Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?"
"What the difference between a calender and you.... a calendar has dates."