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Joke of the Day
"What's a comedian's favorite candy? Laffy Taffy."
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"Why was the clownfish sad? Because its friends were anemones."
"The barber from across the street was just arrested for selling drugs. I was his customer for 3 years. Didn't know he was also a barber."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A stego-sore-ass"
"An identity thief... takes things personally"
"Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon? Because they might Pikachu!"
"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night."
"[religion]What's the difference between Jezus and a picture of Jezus? You only need one nail to hang the picture"
"What's worse than spiders on your piano? Crabs on your organ"
"WIFE: COME AND GET RID OF THIS SPIDER ME to spider: I told you, you'll get your money. Leave my family out of this SPIDER: you've got 2days"