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Joke of the Day

"I'm trying to teach my cat Java programming... But he keeps complaining about a `NullLaserPointerException`."

"I was asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass"

"but what does Jesus do when he wants to swim"

"how are a silver medalist and a priest alike They both came in a little behind"

"You know what's a cool job?: Mirror inspector I could really see my self doing it."

"What's the difference between a hockey player and a French woman? Hockey players shower after three periods."

"I am a feminist. Unless you tell me to go and bring you a sandwich. I'm also a waitress."

"Be careful! Someone's using this sub to target victims He's a real predditor"

"I wish people were more like dogs and you could just give them those three little pats and they'd know our interaction was over."