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Joke of the Day

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender who just moved in next door."

"What's the difference between my dick and a motorcycle? Your mom hasn't ridden a motorcycle"

"TIL that 4/3 people... Struggle with fractions"

"Why should you never go down on a girl the morning after a night of sex? ..ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"FIFA 16 joke. fifa 16 is going to feature women players for the first time, apparently in the consumables section you will be able to purchase tampons alongside contracts and chemistry styles."

"What's the name of a computer that turned into a singer A dell."

"I've met some real pricks in my time but you my friend are the f*cking cactus."

"What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives? 1% milk"

"PAROLE BOARD: And what would you do if released? ME: Crimes. PB: Excuse me? ME: *leans into mic* RHYMES. I'M SUPER INTO POETRY NOW."

"A Pokemon Go player walks into a bar... Then into a tree... Then into a car..."