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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Eminem & Slim Shaddy Eminem would fuck you and Slim Shady would fuck you and your mom"

"I grew up near the man with the record for most concussions. He was just a stone's throw away."

"Why does the pedophile like minecraft? Because he liked playin around all those miners."

"Daughter just told me, ""Dad, I don't make sandwiches, I eat sandwiches."" One day her picture will be on money."

"Why do teen girls travel in groups of three? Because they literally can't even."

"BLONDES BLOW IT Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer."

"Her: Well, I know I told you that. Me: *closes eyes* Her: What are you doing? Me: Checking for it in my spam folder."

"How do the Kardashians change a broken light bulb They buy a new house"

"Is there a difference between men and women? Yes, there is a vas deferens!"

"I want to make a jew joke Please don't jewdge me!"