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Joke of the Day

"next time you're considering wearing a fedora just think ""what would jesus do?"" because jesus wouldn't wear a fedora."

"I saw a man drinking brake fluid. But then he stopped."

"How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None it is done by the automatic pilot."

"The Golden Globes is how everyone else on twitter gets revenge on sports fans."

"HOLD YOUR HORSES. Love your horses. Remind your horses everyday how much you love them. Feed your horses."

"The women protest movement this weekend was historical. I've never seen so many women have PMS on the same day."

"If a woman sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a slut. But if a guy does the same thing, then he's gay."

"Russell Crowe had an affair with Meg Ryan He's gladiator."

"Did you hear about that guy that broke his left arm and left leg? I heard he's all right now."

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his dinner before it was cool."