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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ? 90 minutes in the oven."

"Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?"

"Just ordered a pizza from Papa Johns online ordering system & it asked me if I had any instructions for the driver. Yes, ""Bring weed, bro"""

"The 1st cup was used in 1874, the 1st helmet was used in 1974. It only took 100 years to learn our brain is also important."

"Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk and I swatted one how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!"

"Pre-Having Daughters: *Hates hearing ""NO"" from women Post-Having Daughters: *Teaches them ""NO"" in 167 different languages including Klingon"

"What was the working title for 10 Cloverfield Lane? ""You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole."""

"HOW DO PIGS TALK? SWINE LANGUAGE."

"He is on that bird call website a lot. - My Mom describing me on twitter to older relatives at get-togethers."

"What fruit can't get married? Cantaloupe"