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Joke of the Day

"Ninety-sixing is how dyslexic people perform the sexual position where both partners are conducting oral sex on each other at the same time."

"The Braille on the drive-thru ATM actually says, ""Move to the passenger seat""."

"Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died? Because he was the rightful heir"

"2016 That's it."

"WebMD: You have cancer. Me: No, I feel fine. I clicked you by mistake. WebMD: And good thing you did... Cuz of the cancer."

"I often wonder if idiots who rush to be first in the boarding line know that the plane is going to leave at the same time for all of us."

"Remember that AMA guy whose mother slept with him because he had broken his arms? She was adding incest to injury."

"Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems."

"Imagine a masonry wall... Now, picture just one piece of it... This, my friends, is a mental block."

"A tapdancer walks into a room and looks at the floor. ""I'd tap that."""