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Joke of the Day

"What's Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft."

"I want to open up a toupee shop. So when someone questions themselves about buying one, I can say, ""toupee or not toupee? That is the question."""

"I wish robot servants were affordable already."

"I told my friend that she had one of the nastiest bodies I've ever seen I hope she doesn't hold it against me."

"What do you call the illegitimate son of a man with a big face? A cheeky bastard."

"Macbeth Joke Lady Macbeth: Out damned spot! The dog named Spot: Ruff ruff ruff. [Exeunt/Leaves] Spot (Aside): Wow, I wonder why she hates me so much? I thought my bark was polite enough!"

"What do you call a Mexican Jedi? The chosen Juan."

"What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair? Caesars."

"By the power vested in me by my credit card, I now pronounce you my new fluffy hat. You may now hug my head."

"What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person? A Pizza can feed a family of four *Still courtesy of my Comrade Ivo*"