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Joke of the Day
"How my 7 year old plays board games: Rolls a 6. Counts to 6. Moves his piece wherever he wants."
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"Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer One turns to the other and asks, ""*does this taste funny to you?*"" The other responds, ""*no.*"""
"(My favourite joke when I was a kid) Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."
"Here's a fact, gay guys love vagina. Okay, that might be wrong. I'm just trying to get my facts straight."
"*buys soap on a rope Cashier: Paper or plastic? Me: Neither.. I'll wear it out thanks"
"Whenever I see a car with an ""Italia"" bumper sticker on it, I always write ""Gen"" in front of it because I'm an adult."
"Blonde in laundromat asks to have a sweater cleaned. Attendant : ""Come again ?"" ( not hearing ) Blonde: ""Nope, Just mustard this time"""
"How do dogs like to have sex? RUFF!"
"There's a disease going around called these hands. You about to catch it."
"I asked my wife why she never tells me when she has an orgasm... She said ""I don't like ringing you whilst you're at work."""