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Joke of the Day
"Why Does Jesus suck at hockey? He's always getting nailed to the boards."
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"How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it."
"What do you call a fish poop born out of wedlock? A bass-turd"
"A smoker at work can ""step out for a smoke"" every 20 minutes but if I say ""I'm going to go outside and just stand there"" I'm a bad employee."
"Nothing beats a beautiful girl with a great singing voice! Except Chris Brown"
"I made an late-night appointment with my escort But she informed me she is only working normal orifice-hours these days."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?!?"
"With all the negativity world-wide lately, it's nice to see Charlie Sheen has announced something positive"
"Heard about the new paki doll coming out for christmas? You wind it up and it stinks."
"Santa's helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?"