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Joke of the Day
"It's sad going to McDonald's and finding out that a meal is happier than you."
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"As our exhausted bodies lay down on the bed... She turned to me and said, ""What do you think of post-sex?"" ""I can't say I've ever fucked a letter box."" I replied."
"Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato? Signing the legal guardian paperwork"
"Opinions are like orgasms Mines more important and I really don't care if you have one."
"Short, but good nonetheless A midget philanthropist"
"Snow White succumbs to avian influenza as a message against the laziness of magically hiring animals to complete household chores."
"Bad enough that literally no one showed up for my Super Bowl party today, but now I can't even find the game on tv to watch."
"Why are E.T.'s eyes so big? He saw the phone bill."
"Lost your keys? Why not try looking in the same two places 16 times whilst getting increasingly angrier"
"Yo mama's so fat... when she stood on the scales, they said ""To be continued."""