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Joke of the Day

"Other people's umbrellas are more annoying than other people's kids because umbrellas never say anything darnedest at all."

"What kind of overalls does mario wear? Denim, denim, denim"

"What is a Redditors favorite animal? A cat because we are lonely... I need friends."

"Knock knock (....) Interrupting journalist (.. Bang Bang.... bang!"

"What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist? The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train."

"Wonder what Facebook employees do to waste time at work?"

"The guy installing the new security system said we should upgrade because of the increasing crime rate. Typical alarmist."

"I would feel morally obligated to eat whatever I kill... So please don't try to rob my house..."

"Permanently blinded people of Reddit, what is your favourite movie?"

"This is incredible. My iPhone's battery has made it 3 hours without needing to be charg"