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Joke of the Day

"My car's check engine light turned on, so I checked it. Yep, still there! Moving on."

"What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin."

"[to widow] Great wake. Tho it should be called a sleep, he's not moved in ages. I say he hasn't moved in ages. Call it a sleep. Ah cheer up."

"Bro Transformers are real! Haven't you seen a big truck or a camaro? They are real. They just hide real good like chewbacca. And batman."

"What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion."

"[Dark Humor] Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline [Probally heard this but it's worth a shot]"

"Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? Because they part for every little shit."

"My mom just learned how to text. And her text to me said ""can you hear me?"""

"What do you call a computerized rock band? ASCII/DSCII"

"I accidentally sent my essay to the 3D printer... it came out as a piece of shit"