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Joke of the Day

"Pretty sure my dog is even ashamed of me right now, and I've seen him do some questionable shit. Don't ask."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ? Clark your car in the garage !"

"Why was 6 happy to see 7? Because 7 ate 9."

"My son woke me last night and said ""There's another daddy in the house!"" I don't think he understands how gay marriage works."

"I know it's just bad luck that what I post never reaches the front page. After all, I've definitely seen it there before."

"Said Jesus to Buddha... ""... You're not taking your self very seriously."""

"Is it true that in Siberia, bears walk on the streets? Nah, that's bullshit. There are no streets in Siberia."

"I wish my condoms had little jokes on them, instead of in them."

"Being an aspiring musician is like getting a contract with Verizon. 10 gigs for $80 a month"

"What do you call a hot girl in Germany ? Tourist"