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Joke of the Day

"Why are you walking like that? ""Number one, I crashed my bike yesterday morning, and number two "" edit: grammar fix"

"I get confused by Burqas. I accidentally posted a letter in a Muslim woman yesterday."

"That's definitely not my ringtone, but I'm going to have to check my phone anyway."

"Two snares and a cymbal falls off a cliff BADUMTSSSS"

"What instrument do piggys play in a band? Pigcussion!"

"What it all boils down to is evaporation."

"Robin and Batman Robin: Knock Knock Batman:Who's there? Robin:NOT YOUR PARENTS!"

"Mom: Take out the trash *I take the trash on a lovely date* Mom: Not what I meant *I assassinate the trash in an ally* Mom: Still wrong"

"If wrestlers have biceps, and bodybuilders have triceps, what do surgeons have? Forceps (I hate my shit life)"

"Why is there no Windows 9? Because 7 8 9."