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Joke of the Day
"Never share secrets with bank employees, they're all tellers."
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"So where do you see yourself in 5 years? How am I supposed to know, I don't have 2020 vision!"
"My teacher's nickname in school is Flush. He always has the same suit."
"Women are just as sexist as men But just like everything else, men are just better at it."
"Boy: Calls 911 Boy: calls 911 Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."
"An Ohio judge ruled gay marriage legal, as long as the person is dead, proving that the slippery slope now includes gay necrophila."
"Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes? Reposts are allowed."
"How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman? Neither one delivers on Sunday!"
"MUST HAVE BEFORE WATCHING THE CONJURING : - Bible - iBible iPhone app - Holy Water - Priest - Jesus - 5 Jesus necklaces - Holy Spirt"
"GUY WHO JUST LOVES SHARKS: Can I pet the sharks? SHARK HANDLER (who sometimes makes bad decisions): Yeah that should be ok"