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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Not sure but I ran over the fucker in my Toyota Yaris."

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!"

"For Sale: Wedding Suit, worn only once by mistake.."

"Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa? I thought he didn't care about the 1%"

"What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common? Same middle name!"

"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle ? The Polar Bear."

"Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning"

"Police: Viagra on the Rise as Recreational Drug Amongst Urban Youth The Boys in the Hood are always hard."

"If my iPod doesn't work in the next few minutes, I'm throwing it in the river. It can either sync or swim."

"HTML my life."