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Joke of the Day

"What was the name of the gay World War II themed porn film starring Charlie Chaplin as Adolf Hitler? The Great Dick Taker"

"Why did leeroy Jenkins cross the road To get the chicken"

"putting a sweater on your dog?? lol what's next, another harmless thing that only bothers me because i'm lonely"

"I before E except after C and In old Mcdonnald had a farm."

"You know how birds fly in a v formation? Do you know why one side is longer than the other? It is because that side has more birds."

"I'm not sure where I stand on abortion I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice"

"My 12yo son's protip: Buy larger sized clothes and you'll look like you lost weight. You're welcome."

"I'm sorry, but I absolutely detest law firms that do pro bono work. I fucking hate U2."

"What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."

"I'm following around cop cars all day to let them know how it feels."