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Joke of the Day
"The Arabic door to door salesman was being rude to me So I Salaamed the door in his Fez"
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"My friend said I'm racist. But I'm not racist, I have one black friend."
"Sometimes you run into people who totally change your life for the better. Bartenders.. Those people are called bartenders"
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical key? A minor Hahahahahaha I'm making music flashcards and I'm soooo bored :/"
"If God wanted us to go METRIC Jesus would've had 10 disciples not 12."
"When they start getting the 5-day forecast right then maybe I'll listen to their climate change theories."
"On your first day in the hospital kick the ass of the sickest motherfucker in there"
"Funny joke! What is Charlie sheens middle name? Washingma CHARLIE WASHINGMA SHEEN"