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Joke of the Day

"Why was Freddie Mercury a great front-man for Queen? He could perform ""Under Pressure""."

"[First day as a private investigator] *Forgets to turn off camera shutter sound *Gets murdered"

"I asked my waitress if she thought me eating alone was embarrassing and she said, ""I work at Cheesecake Factory"""

"How does the Navy separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar"

"Googled woodworking. Broke my coffee table down and built a birdhouse. Desk is now a birdhouse too. Pretty much everything's a birdhouse now"

"Tell the Punchline first. How do you ruin a joke?"

"If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk."

"I wonder Is Gordon Lightfoot heavy handed?"

"World of Warcraft. The only time I let my 9 year old play with a priest."

"Sinead O'Connor has gone missing whilst going out on a bike ride. I'll start to get worried when it's been seven hours and fifteen days"