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Joke of the Day
"If you don't like where you are in your life ~ Then move you are not a tree"
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"Outsmarting Teacher PUPIL: ""Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"" TEACHER:"" Of course not."" PUPIL: ""Good, because I haven`t done my homework."""
"If you are what you eat Does that make Jeffery Dahmer a young man?"
"What's the smartest thing that ever came out of Einstein's wife's mouth? Einstein's dick."
"During labour, nurse came up to me & said, 'How about Epidural Anesthesia?' I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name."
"I feel like Neil deGrasse Tyson would be the most annoying person in the world to watch Space Jam with"
"Isis Isis Babe."
"Monday through Friday I have a friend who, Monday through Friday seems very strong, but Saturday and Sunday he's weekend."
"My wife tells me my conspiracy theory obsession is getting out of control.. I wonder how much the government paid her to say that."
"I'm sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn't really prepared for any follow-up conversation."