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Joke of the Day

"[Pick Up Line] Is someone calling me, Or are you just that beautiful. Because Something Is vibrating in my Pocket..."

"Leonardo's Solution to ""The Da Vinci Code"" ""Sibble. Stay id bed, dreeg pluddy ub fludes, taig eggstra Zinc ed Vidabid-C."""

"I like my women how I like my exams... Curvy."

"No one ever gets my jokes about UDP."

"I am a Art major Leave me a loan"

"I sure do feel a shitload more attractive at Walmart than I do at the gym."

"Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes? In north korea itself."

"What would be the worst meal for a football wife? OJ and Rice"

"I just saw my 25-year-old son run water on a slice of pizza to cool it off. I need to sit down."

"Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes? It had the spoon, but not the 4k."