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Joke of the Day

"[Pick Up Line] Is someone calling me, Or are you just that beautiful. Because Something Is vibrating in my Pocket..."

"Hey Home Shopping Network: We have the internet now."

"Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel? Angela Merkel."

"8:00am on a Saturday morning and my neighbor was mowing his lawn. Now he looks really funny covered in paint balls"

"Women wanted him, men wanted to be him, geese were skeptical"

"What is the first symptom of AIDS? A pounding sensation in your ass."

"What is trees' preferred drug? Water. It helps them get high."

"The Foo Fighters did a really good job, because I haven't had to deal with any Foo in years."

"What is robot jazz called? Beep Boop Bop!"

"I like to send out texts saying ""Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?"" Just to see who`s dumb enough."