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Joke of the Day

"If I ever have a daughter, i'm gonna name her Desire And when she is 18, I'll kick her out of the house and when she asks why, I'll say ""Because all suffering comes from desire""."

"parent: why did you do this to my child willy wonka: well you see they tried to eat some chocolate on a tour of a chocolate factory they won"

"When Princess Leia doesn't want to have Sex... Han reply: It's fine I'll do it with my hand... solo."

"Zayn leaving one direction is just like putting a fork into a sausage.. It leaves four little pricks."

"How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb? He calls it a work of art."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar... ..."

"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."

"What do you call a content vowel? A Cheerio."

"Want to hear a joke about Russia? Soviet"

"Me: yeah was bingo the name of the dog or the farmer Professor: i meant questions about the exa- holy shit"