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Joke of the Day

"A new study shows that men's eyesight improves by an average of 15% when they are looking at a woman's butt. Hindsight really is 20/20."

"Don't give Trump viagra He'll get taller."

"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Maybe Michael J. Fox could get a new show where his character doesn't have Parkinson's but he's a conductor aboard a moving train."

"Wanna see an asshole wrapped in plastic? Yeah? Ok, let me see your driver's license. (My buddy's grandpa told me this back in high school the first time I met him.)"

"Q: Why are horses poor dancers? A: They have two left feet."

"My friend stabbed me with a pencil, I guess you could say I got the point."

"How did the sad clown smile and laugh again? They told him his wife died recently."

"I've heard they've started holding races for the cure where the participants are actually cancer patients... ...balderdash, if you ask me."

"What did the Italian chef say when asked, ""How do make these triangular meatballs taste so good?"" *stereotypical Italian accent* I sauce-a these"