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Joke of the Day

"Worst joke I've ever heard What is the difference between Hitler and the Boston Bombers? One of them actually ended a race."

"What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage? They go to Cannes"

"The wife said that a dwarf felt her tit the other day."

"What do you call a muslim holocaust? Sand Sanitizer."

"'911 HELP SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE' uh ok, wow. not loving your tone. why don't you hang up, lose the 'tude and lets try that again, pal"

"Yoda: Why, afraid of seven, five is? Because six seven eight."

"I would be so pissed if someone shook me all night long."

"Why did hipster burn himself? He drank the Coffee before it was cool"

"where does noah keep his bees? in the ark hives."

"I just found out I am a hipster Because I started using #NotMyPresident 8 years ago."