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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I draw a penis on my face before I go out so people know I'm there to fucking party."

"How do you call 8 Hobbits? A Hobbyte"

"What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons? The temperature of their caffeine"

"What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance? You're the Juan!"

"What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole??? A 30 foot cock that helps you reach out and touch someone!"

"What do you call the Jewish Jamaican singer responsible for pouring the wine at synagogue? De Canter"

"When flying to Prague... ...all of your bags are Czeched"

"What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag? The French flag."

"What's the difference between your mom and a pizza? A pizza doesn't beg me to keep going when I'm eating it."

"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was."