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Joke of the Day

"[Terrorist tears open undercover FBI agent's jacket] Terrorist: FBI? Agent: uhhh Terrorist: hey guys this dude is a Female Body Inspector"

"A grizzly mauled a guy in an elevator... but I couldn't bear to see it go down."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?... Make me one with everything."

"[OC] Pun Joke (You might have to say this out loud) What did one smell say to the odor? ""You stink at telling jokes."""

"When you put the punchline in the title... How do you ruin a joke?"

"Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song? Chive Talkin'"

"Just found a hole in my sock and now I'm worried that the whole drawer might be pregnant."

"Down with the metric system no more foreign rulers!"

"If Kevin Spacey doesn't sign his name like this Kevin E Then he's pretty damn stupid..."

"Had sex with my first bernie supporter the other day... I now feel the bern"