210204
Joke of the Day
"What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink? Coke."
Next Joke
"I lost all my fingers on one hand yesterday... ...but on the other hand, I'm okay."
"Virgin Airlines is opening a bank called Virgin Money. It's for people who've never been screwed by a bank before."
"All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even ""fast"" asleep!"
"People who email you Spam...Email them Porn! Problem solved "
"Women on their period always ovary act. *insert pun here*"
"Renewing your wedding vows is like agreeing on a double life sentence to prison."
"MOM: You give that back to him, mister ME: Ok mom MOM: and what do we say now? ME: *climbing off unicycle* sorry I tried to steal your girl"
"Practicing karate in my driveway to strike fear into potential burglars."
"My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night. She nearly took my fucking eye out."