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Joke of the Day

"If you get an Otterbox you *should* drop your phone Just in case"

"I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 shades of grey. Like the one where she gets a job right after college"

"I don't get why the people in the twin towers were upset on 9/11... I mean, the workers did get razes."

"What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning? Another day."

"Anthropology It'll get you laid, but it won't get you paid."

"How many millennials does it take to change a light-bulb? One, but he has to create a safe-space where the light-bulb can go to avoid being offended that it's being replaced."

"My neighbor has 2 dogs... Their names are Rolex and Timex They're watch dogs."

"Motels may wanna take down that ""Color TV"" sign. We know."

"I need the ""Viewer Discretion Advised"" voice to narrate my life."

"Guy Who Invented the Jet Engine: this will revolutionize the travel industry Guy Who Really Hates Geese: yeah that too"