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Joke of the Day

"What do animal poachers do in their spare time? They go clubbing."

"I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new one's."

"Just once I'd like to see an NFL coach show a little sportsmanship and wear a sweatshirt or hat with the other team's logo."

"What do you call Sherlock Holmes when he's constipated? No shit Sherlock."

"recruiter: u should join the army octopus: buddy I'm army enough as it is"

"What did the grape say when I stepped on it? Nothing, but it gave up a little whine."

"I snort bits of pork when I'm hungry. I call them hamboogers."

"Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette? Because they have a lot of manors."

"There's a band called 1023MB... You might have heard of them... But memory fades."

"First rule of Water Boarding Club: 1. You will talk"