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Joke of the Day

"My friend just found out that he is both gay and dyslexic. He is still in Daniel."

"What is a pirates favorite letter? No, it's the C."

"The worst part of Thanksgiving is all of the leftovers... and having to heat them up every time I want to eat since I quit cold turkey."

"Whats the difference between a Mod and a cheat? Mods can be [deleted]"

"[Walk into a Cat Cafe] Me-I've never eaten cat. What do you recommend? Lady-They're for adopting not eating M-Oh, well can I adopt one? L-No"

"Man creates taser for sheep What happens next will SHOCK ewe!"

"What do you call a sick russian? A sicka blyat"

"I'm already getting anxious over Christmas due to my Santa Claustrophobia-the fear of being smothered in an elevator by a crowd of Santas."

"Why did Snow White buy an android phone? She thought the apple was poisoned."

"My son was born without eye lids My son was born with out eye lids, so when they circumcised him they used his foreskin as new eye lids. He's alright now, just a little cock-eyed"