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"Corduroy pillows.... Corduroy pillows are making headlines!"
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"If it looks like a duck & swims like a duck & talks like an angry duck policeman, then you about to fail a sobriety test son"
"Why did the horse fail German? Because he could only say, ""neighn!"""
"It's fine if you wanna shoot a buncha folks as long as you start with yourself. That's my only rule about it."
"Your honor, if you watch the tape in reverse you can clearly see the officer planting the evidence in my vehicle."
"""Dad, what caused the Great Fire of London?"" [googles but can't get wifi] Well son, that's when Bach dropped the most fire mixtape of 1666"
"What's the tallest building in [insert your town/city here] The Library, it has the most stories......"
"I don't want anti-wrinkle cream, I want a serum that bestows wrinkles upon my enemies."
"two snakes in the desert Two snakes are crossing the desert. After a while one says to the other: Slow down, lets rest, i cant feel my feet."
"What does a crow call his penis? His CAWk."